FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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