is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
