Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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