a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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