In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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