at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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