Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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