its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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