love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
handjob tips. give me some.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Randomize
