i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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