What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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