well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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