I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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