i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
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having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
nutella sex= disaster
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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