Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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