i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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I just found puke in my bra..
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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