Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I think my fart just growled at me.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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