okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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