So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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