9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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