Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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