margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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