none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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