ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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