We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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