he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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