i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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