it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I smell like Dick and happiness
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
