please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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