whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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