Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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