"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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