Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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