I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
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so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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