I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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