On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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