did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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