arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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