I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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