Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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