You're so nebulous sometimes
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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