I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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