She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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