my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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