We're like a lot better than the average bears
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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