yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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