I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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