I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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