really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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