We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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