either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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