she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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