love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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