After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I licked your asshole in confidence.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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