All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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