Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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